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“Just close your eyes and think of something funny - it’ll only hurt for a second, and will be over before you know it” mama soothed, wiping a fresh tear away from my cheek.

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Today I travel back in time to kill the man who raped my mother.

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"I'm sorry ma'am, it doesn't look like we have a letter from Michael, but postage gets lost all the time in the war"

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The thing I remember most from my little girl’s birth isn’t her tuft of brown hair, her bright blue eyes or her perfect chubby cheeks, it’s actually the spelling error on her paperwork.

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The worst part about ending a relationship isn’t losing someone you care about.

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“It’s ok” my mom said with a smile,

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'Born sleeping' read the gravestone, a sleeping cherub laser etched into the dark granite.

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Seven is old enough to know how to tie shoelaces.

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For my whole life, everyone told me that smoking is killing you

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After the difficult and painful birth I just wanted to hold my daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Just close your eyes and think of something funny - it’ll only hurt for a second, and will be over before you know it” mama soothed, wiping a fresh tear away from my cheek.	3567
Today I travel back in time to kill the man who raped my mother.	3463
"I'm sorry ma'am, it doesn't look like we have a letter from Michael, but postage gets lost all the time in the war"	2636
The thing I remember most from my little girl’s birth isn’t her tuft of brown hair, her bright blue eyes or her perfect chubby cheeks, it’s actually the spelling error on her paperwork.	2623
The worst part about ending a relationship isn’t losing someone you care about.	2603
“It’s ok” my mom said with a smile,	2494
'Born sleeping' read the gravestone, a sleeping cherub laser etched into the dark granite.	2478
Seven is old enough to know how to tie shoelaces.	2468
For my whole life, everyone told me that smoking is killing you	2417
After the difficult and painful birth I just wanted to hold my daughter.	2292